Lorraine
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So a guy is involved in a shipwreck, and manages to swim to a deserted island. He's there for three years, living on coconuts and crabs.
Then one day a barrel floats ashore. The top pops off the barrel, and a woman climbs out.
"Oh my god!" says the guy.
"Wow," says the woman. "I've been floating in this barrel for two weeks. How long have you been here?"
"Three years."
"Three years! I'll bet after three years you could go for a nice steak dinner."
"Steak dinner!" the guys says.
So the woman reaches into the barrel and extracts a nice steak dinner, tablecloth, plates and silverware, and they sit down to a feast.
When they are done, the woman says, "I'll bet after three years you could go for some champagne."
"Champagne!" says the guy.
So the woman reaches into the barrel and pulls out a bottle of champagne and two fluted glasses. She pops the cork and they enjoy some champagne.
Now the bubbles are starting to go to her head, and she says to the guy, "Three years, huh? What do you think ... do you want to play around?"
And the guy says, "You mean you have golf clubs in that barrel too?"
Then one day a barrel floats ashore. The top pops off the barrel, and a woman climbs out.
"Oh my god!" says the guy.
"Wow," says the woman. "I've been floating in this barrel for two weeks. How long have you been here?"
"Three years."
"Three years! I'll bet after three years you could go for a nice steak dinner."
"Steak dinner!" the guys says.
So the woman reaches into the barrel and extracts a nice steak dinner, tablecloth, plates and silverware, and they sit down to a feast.
When they are done, the woman says, "I'll bet after three years you could go for some champagne."
"Champagne!" says the guy.
So the woman reaches into the barrel and pulls out a bottle of champagne and two fluted glasses. She pops the cork and they enjoy some champagne.
Now the bubbles are starting to go to her head, and she says to the guy, "Three years, huh? What do you think ... do you want to play around?"
And the guy says, "You mean you have golf clubs in that barrel too?"