The doctor was a she.
Apparently it is enlarged, but that is common at my age. Some further tests needed. A nurse tried stabbing me in three different places in my arms but couldn't find any blood. Perhaps I haven't got any ! It may have gone into my urine - last week's sample had a small amount of blood so they wanted some more. I don't suppose they are drinking it? In my dad's last days they wanted quite frequent urine samples. I remember taking one into the surgery to hand it over and I said "here's a blood sample. It's a bit contaminated with urine". The doctor said well I don't think we need to do any tests on that". It was solid blood red.
Back tomorrow to give the vampire another go.
I'd better go on a cruise before they find anything and I can't afford the travel
insurance.
Why do I have the old Cadbury's advert running through my head? 'A finger of fudge is just enough ...' 
