Lorraine
Rally Organiser
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He was so surprised he yelled "Ass!" And the boy heard...
"Daddy, what does ass mean?"
"It means... beard."
Downstairs, the boys older sister was hanging coats on their coat rack, then accidentally stubbed her toe. She was so surprised she yelled "Shit!" And the boy heard...
"Big sis, what does shit mean?"
"It means... coat."
In their living room, the boy saw someone on the TV say angrily "Bit**s and bas***ds!" And the boy heard...
"Auntie, what does bi***s and bas***s mean?
"It means... boys and girls
In their kitchen, the boy's mom was cooking a turkey, then accidentally burnt herself. She was so surprised she yelled "F**k!" And the boy heard...
"Mom, what does f**k mean?"
"It means... cook."
The boy knew that company was coming over, so he opened the door for them.
He said, "Good afternoon bit***s and ba****ds! You can go hang your sh**s on the s**t rack and come in! Dad's shaving his ass and mom's f**k**g the turkey."
"Daddy, what does ass mean?"
"It means... beard."
Downstairs, the boys older sister was hanging coats on their coat rack, then accidentally stubbed her toe. She was so surprised she yelled "Shit!" And the boy heard...
"Big sis, what does shit mean?"
"It means... coat."
In their living room, the boy saw someone on the TV say angrily "Bit**s and bas***ds!" And the boy heard...
"Auntie, what does bi***s and bas***s mean?
"It means... boys and girls
In their kitchen, the boy's mom was cooking a turkey, then accidentally burnt herself. She was so surprised she yelled "F**k!" And the boy heard...
"Mom, what does f**k mean?"
"It means... cook."
The boy knew that company was coming over, so he opened the door for them.
He said, "Good afternoon bit***s and ba****ds! You can go hang your sh**s on the s**t rack and come in! Dad's shaving his ass and mom's f**k**g the turkey."