Lorraine
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If Yoko Ono had married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she'd be Ella Vader.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton John-Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Lock Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting!
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and marry Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver!
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie The Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur!
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she'd be Ella Vader.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton John-Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Lock Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting!
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and marry Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver!
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie The Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur!
