The Pound Note

[Pudsey Bear]

Change for the sake of change, we still have a 60's Kenwood Chef, Liz's mum's.

 

[marchie]

I’ve still got that sideboard, just never got round to changing it.

2026 My furniture on Antiques Roadshow
2027 Me on Antiques Roadshow - 'Shonky leg, hip joints compromised, well built originally, but the years have not been kind; no real value, other than sentimental - worth no more than £15, so take him back and enjoy the old bugger whilst he's still breathing ...'

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Landfill Steve, just sayin, they dress it up as a day out for friends and rellies, but it's still landfill mate, sorry.

 

[marchie]

Landfill Steve, just sayin, they dress it up as a day out for friends and rellies, but it's still landfill mate, sorry.

Naw, Kev - quick trip to the crem, then stick what's left into the egg-timer and rely on gravity to do the work

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Naw, Kev - quick trip to the crem, then stick what's left into the egg-timer and rely on gravity to do the work

Steve

No coming back from that Steve.

 

[marchie]

No coming back from that Steve.

That would be the intention, Kev; when we had the French hovel, there was a standing joke between the Recycling Centre and Elaine that when I popped my clogs, she would bring me to the Centre for disposal in Container 9 - 'Dechets Ultimes' [non-recyclable goods]. Elaine told the Attendant that she didn't drive in France, and he said that was not a problem - choose a quiet day, and he would guide her reversing to Container 9 to ensure she didn't scrape the car paintwork ...

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Oh, I'm coming back 2-3 am on a cold winter's night to scare the crap out of folk, I know where you live too.