The 'What's The Difference Between..............' Thread

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Colin

 

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What's the difference between a rubbish marksman and a constipated owl?
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A rubbish marksman can shoot but can't hit, whereas a constipated owl can...…………

Colin

 

[Campervanannie]

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F

 

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?



Anyone can roast beef.

 

[Campervanannie]

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy.

I don’t know and i don’t care.

 

[Campervanannie]

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

 

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What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?


Attire.

 

[Campervanannie]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Campervanannie]

What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?

For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

 

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Whats the difference between Democracy and Feudalism?
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With Feudalism, it's your count that votes.

Colin

 

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What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison





You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo

 

[Campervanannie]

Whats the difference between a BusinessMan and a BusinessWoman?
Wo

 

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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman
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Snowballs.

Colin

 

[Admin]

What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

 

[Minisorella]

What's the difference between the death of a hairdresser and the death of a sculptor?
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One curls up and dyes and the other makes faces and busts

 

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What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?

You have them both in one there, Phil.

Colin ???

 

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What's the difference between a market trader and a daschund?
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A market trader bawls out his wares whereas a daschund…………...

Colin

 

[Lorraine]

What is the difference between a greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

 

[Lorraine]

What's the difference between Santa Clause and a dog?

Santa wears a suit, and a dog just... pants!

 

[Lorraine]

What's the difference between America & a pen drive?

One is the USA and the other is a USB.