The 'What's The Difference Between..............' Thread

[Frogman]

What's the difference between a fighting cock and a solicitor?


The fighting cock clucks defiance . . . .

 

[Full Member]

What's the difference between Donald and Donald?



The one on the left does and says things intended to make us laugh or grimace.

Colin ???

 

[Lorraine]

Whats the difference between a cocktail lounge and an elephant fart?

Ones a bar room and the others a BARROOM

 

[Full Member]

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
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One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
(One for Jennie perhaps?)

Colin