Lorraine
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A ventriloquist was walking past a farm and saw a farmer sitting on his porch. “I’m gonna screw with this guy” he thought and walked over to say hi.
“Hello farmer. I can talk to animals. Mind if I talk to your dog?”
The farmer scoffed, “Sure buddy. That dog hasn’t ever said a word to me but good luck anyway!” He chuckled.
“How’s it going dog? Is the farmer a good master?” The ventriloquist throws his voice.
“Oh yeah! He takes me for walks and gives me treats. He’s a good farmer!” Says the dog. The farmer is amazed!! “Why that mutt ain’t never said nothing to me!”
The ventriloquist says”I told you! I can talk to animals! Mind if I talk to your horse?”
The farmer is on the edge of his seat! “Yes sir please“
Hey horse, how’s it going? Is this farmer a good master?” The ventriloquist says.
“Yes he is!” Says the horse”he bought me a new saddle and gives me the best hay. He’s a good farmer”
Again, the farmer is stunned. “That’s amazing! I never heard that horse talk in my life!”
The ventriloquist smirks. “Glad to hear these animals love you! Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
“That sheep’s a liar!”
“Hello farmer. I can talk to animals. Mind if I talk to your dog?”
The farmer scoffed, “Sure buddy. That dog hasn’t ever said a word to me but good luck anyway!” He chuckled.
“How’s it going dog? Is the farmer a good master?” The ventriloquist throws his voice.
“Oh yeah! He takes me for walks and gives me treats. He’s a good farmer!” Says the dog. The farmer is amazed!! “Why that mutt ain’t never said nothing to me!”
The ventriloquist says”I told you! I can talk to animals! Mind if I talk to your horse?”
The farmer is on the edge of his seat! “Yes sir please“
Hey horse, how’s it going? Is this farmer a good master?” The ventriloquist says.
“Yes he is!” Says the horse”he bought me a new saddle and gives me the best hay. He’s a good farmer”
Again, the farmer is stunned. “That’s amazing! I never heard that horse talk in my life!”
The ventriloquist smirks. “Glad to hear these animals love you! Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
“That sheep’s a liar!”