What are you buying her for Christmas?

My missus a waste of time with the Spirit Level when parking the Van on a Pitch I ask "where's the Bubble" ? Answer back from missus "at the end ".
Truth is my wife is good with cars etc, she can strip them down fit windsheilds and work a polish mop and compund to bring the paint up, she even wired a radio for her brother after he gave up, that went down like a lead balloon.
 
It was so easy. We buy what we want ourselves, only then buying something to open. £10 worth of Haribo did the trick. Until now, she’s been diagnosed with diabetes.
Now I could continue doing the same, but as she’s the only one who knows where things are, I’m going to have to find something else. Thinking caps on.😇
 
First Xmas together, I booked a Table, then Elaine said she didn't play snooker ... :ROFLMAO:

So we gave up Xmas and Birthday presents and save the cash for the next trip in Brunhilde, with the added advantage that Xmas can be any time that suits us and the weather ... (y)

Steve
 
She's hardly used last year's present.
A lump hammer.
Now she wants matching shoes and handbag, to go with it.
We've been all around town carrying the hammer, but the shoe and handbag shops have nothing to match it.
 
We don't really bother, If I see something Liz might like I send her a picture of it or a link, it works really well, I get to know if she likes it or not and spend nothing unless she says she does, but often she will say she does like it but not to buy it, I can't lose. I just buy what I like and now and then she'll just give me the money for it but not at any pacific time.
 
We were going on a cruise, but my rubbish terrible useless garbage organisation called 3 telecom gives us such a useless service I was unable to book it. Five failed phone calls later we went to a travel agent 30 miles away and they said the last cabin has just sold.
I saw it on the internet but wanted to use a travel agent rather than an on line who-knows-who-they-are agent.
I will be informing 3 of my opinion of them.
 
Aaah. It's all sorted. At 17:20 today the travel agent phoned and said do you want to go tomorrow? Yes please. So that's both our Christmas presents sorted, for not much more (and even less than some) than staying on posh camp sites. Mediterranean ports including Gibraltar which is fairly unusual.
 
We always say every Xmas that we won't get each other much at all...then I go ahead and get Mrs G lots but she sticks to the original plan!
 

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