Who Would You Like To Meet...............

[Trek]

Perhaps God and be proved wrong

 

[mr brown]

i'd like to meet myself at 13 and tell myself how stupid and dangerous smoking is.
failing that, i'd like to meet myself last night and warn myself that eating all that cake and drinking all that lager will give me terrible wind tomorrow

 

[Full Member]

I'd like to meet Leonard Cohen and make a real effort cheer him up before he wrote the songs that my wife used to listen too.
The pair of them came SO close to causing my premature death by suicide.

Colin

 

[mr brown]

him and Judy Collins , Laugh a line Len and Joke along Judy we used to call them

 

[nabsim]

I'd like to meet Leonard Cohen and make a real effort cheer him up before he wrote the songs that my wife used to listen too.
The pair of them came SO close to causing my premature death by suicide.

Colin

Do you think Charlie listens to Len a lot?

 

[mr brown]

Len had a problem with cheerfulness

 

[Robmac]

I would like to meet and have a beer with Ken Bruce.

Apparently he likes a beer.

 

[Full Member]

I'd like to meet the person who designed my secateurs.
I'd like them to experience the pain they cause when they nip the skin on the palm of a user and pull a blood blister.
I can't replace them because they belonged to my Dad and I'm following in the family tradition of being pig headed.

Colin

 

[Campervanannie]

I would like to meet the person who taught Annie to catch mackerel in the hope that he could teach me to do the same.

Colin ???

And what a great teacher he is.

 

[Pauljenny]

I'd like to meet the next Prime Minister..
Locked in a darkened room ..... And knock some common sense into his/ hers/ it's thick skull

 

[Molly 3]

I would like to meet Elvis the most famous person ever .

 

[oldish hippy]

well thinking about edinas post about max how about fill to line and wondering why the spelling mistake phil toline

 

[edina]

well thinking about edinas post about max how about fill to line and wondering why the spelling mistake phil toline

Same with fire engines - Dennis manages to get his name on most of them - wish I wuz famous

 

[oldish hippy]

schoolgirl crush lol

 

[Campervanannie]

I really can’t think of anyone I would like to come back from the dead just so I could meet them, firstly they would smell and secondly how daft will I look talking to a pile of ash. ?????

 

[Robmac]

I really can’t think of anyone I would like to come back from the dead just so I could meet them, firstly they would smell and secondly how daft will I look talking to a pile of ash. ?????

I bumped into an ex neighbour of ours recently Annie.

I asked how her husband was and she told me that he had died. I said how sorry I was, but she then told me that he had died in bed with his mistress. She had him cremated, took the ashes home, tipped them down the loo then p****d on them before finally flushing him away.

I couldn't keep a straight face.

 

[Pauljenny]

I would like to meet Elvis the most famous person ever .[/QU
Elvis? Elvis who?

 

[Robmac]

Elvis who?

Costello I expect.

 

[Pauljenny]

Costello I expect.

d Didn't he marry Diane Abbot?

 

[Robmac]

d Didn't he marry Diane Abbot?

No Paul, she went out with Ronnie Corbett.

Or something like that...