Word of the fday

[Trotter]

Chav

Up market loo

 

[marchie]

Semaphore; same as last time, please

Steve

 

[marchie]

Intumescent; French Bubble Bath

Steve

 

[marchie]

Pubescent; perfume for when you don't have time to shower ..

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Summary..
A bit like August.

 

[maingate]

Logarithm.

Compose music.

 

[Pauljenny]

Saigon
I'm afraid that Simon is dead.

 

[marchie]

Winsome; usually followed by 'lose some' ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

Vindicated; 2 fingered signal of proposed manoeuvre

Steve

 

[marchie]

Inviolate; Vi has had sex recently

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Champagne..

What footballers do when they fall down, after a close contact with an opponent

 

[Trotter]

Ejaculate

Yorkshire wife’s greeting to husband on tardy return from pit.

 

[marchie]

Rumpus; a queer cat

Steve

 

[marchie]

Khaki; what you start the engine with

Steve

 

[marchie]

Anticlimax; what made Mum's sister come over all unnecessary

Steve

 

[marchie]

Flatulent; that apartment I borrowed from you

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Countless...

A dead French nobleman.

 

[marchie]

Countdown; calculates the number of feathers in one's pillow

Steve

 

[marchie]

Elucidate; remind Lucy what day it is

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Curate...
Trying to judge how long you'll be waiting at the supermarket checkout.