andyjanet
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Currently visiting Girvan
Yesterday morning a local was walking his dog man in early fifties he met up with a young lady
they both let there dogs off the lead after a couple of minutes his dog deposited something Warm on the grass him smitten with young lady ignores dog and carry’s on chatting up the lady,
What would you do?
I picked up the mess and ran down the road and presented warm package to him! He was adamant that it wasn’t from his dog aparantly his dog had already been and it only does one a day.
Next scenario
A bm coaches coach arrived on seafront with a full load of Chinese tourists the driver opens the door to let tourists out and then proceeds to open his window and empty his burgers napkins and receipts onto the tarmac that I cleared of rubbish yesterday,
My Action was to pick it up and throw it back on his lap
He claims there was a wasp in there but he was only ten paces from the bin
Wonder if it had any thing to do with him being a fat lazy slob who had a job to get out of the coach to put his rubbish in the bin after I’d dumped it in his lap
Just saying both gentlemen were Scottish and should be proud of a beautiful country
Yesterday morning a local was walking his dog man in early fifties he met up with a young lady

What would you do?
I picked up the mess and ran down the road and presented warm package to him! He was adamant that it wasn’t from his dog aparantly his dog had already been and it only does one a day.
Next scenario
A bm coaches coach arrived on seafront with a full load of Chinese tourists the driver opens the door to let tourists out and then proceeds to open his window and empty his burgers napkins and receipts onto the tarmac that I cleared of rubbish yesterday,
My Action was to pick it up and throw it back on his lap
He claims there was a wasp in there but he was only ten paces from the bin
Wonder if it had any thing to do with him being a fat lazy slob who had a job to get out of the coach to put his rubbish in the bin after I’d dumped it in his lap
Just saying both gentlemen were Scottish and should be proud of a beautiful country