Word of the fday

[Trotter]

These are my Michaelmas daisies. (One for the gardeners)

Not being especially green fingered. Google came to my rescue.

 

[Pauljenny]

Sparsely....

The answer to the question.....
" What have you put in this white sauce, all over my fish fillet ?"

 

[Trotter]

Tottenham

Kosher pork

 

[Trotter]

Himalaya

Trans rooster

 

[Pauljenny]

Shriek.


Smelly Arab nobleman

 

[maingate]

Budget.

A way of going broke methodically.*

* Not mine, it's a quote by Groucho Marx.

 

[Trotter]

Thesaurus

Condition caused by eating a hot curry

 

[Pauljenny]

Problematic.

The roof's leaking

 

[marchie]

Problematic.

The roof's leaking

Futile; the roof's leaking because we have too few tiles ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

Adduce; one of a pair

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Cancer.

Google " broken finger nail"...
That will be the diagnosis

 

[marchie]

Interred; fell into a cesspit

Steve

 

[marchie]

Anode, Diode and Cathode; just 3 of the ladies in arrears with their energy bills, whereas Bernadette set fire to hers ...

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Broken...
My brother, Kenneth.

 

[Whitetornado]

Comatose- what a lady hobbit does before going out.

 

[Pauljenny]

Particle.
Making your father giggle

 

[marchie]

Testicle; making Pa's wife giggle

Testicles; your mother makes you giggle

Steve

 

[marchie]

Precipice; push button toilet

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Paralise.

A Skydiver who tells fibs

 

[marchie]

Paralise.

A Skydiver who tells fibs

Off topic, but what is the difference between a failed golfer and a failed skydiver?

One goes 'thwack, damn' and the other goes 'damn, thwack' ...

Steve