Is it illegal to have sex (make Lurv) in a motorhome?

[marchie]

And she responded by throwing her hot cup of coffee over your knackers

True, Jeff. That warmed them up but also cooled my harder ardour at the same time .... Have had to cancel the Rallies at New Forest and Rye because the wound on the inner thigh is still weeping, which is a bit of a nuisance. The new skin is also very tight, so driving for a long distance would not be comfortable ...

Steve

 

[Deleted member 7298]

You might want stabilisers and well fitted curtains and hang "that sign" on the door. I've got a spare.

 

[marchie]

You might want stabilisers and well fitted curtains and hang "that sign" on the door. I've got a spare.

And to cover the Health & Safety angle, hang a defibrillator on the Hab Door [or a pair of bellows and a container of lube; killing 2 birds with one stone?]

Steve

 

[Mevi]

You'd get nicked if you were driving at the same time. If it's phone sex, expect some points as well as a fine.

 

[Deleted member 7298]

And to cover the Health & Safety angle, hang a defibrillator on the Hab Door [or a pair of bellows and a container of lube; killing 2 birds with one stone?]

Steve

I can't even think what you're doing with the bellows that you'd need lube. Enough already