My ex-brother-in-law had Snails on a Boys' Weekend 40th Birthday trip to Dieppe. On the return ferry, 'Brian's Revenge' took hold at such speed that he dashed to the toilet at maximum velocity, turning right, right again and right into the loos. He was gone for over 20 minutes and we began to worry that 'Brian's Revenge' was no longer a joke. He explained that he had just 'aimed for the bogs and a vacant cubicle' without realising it was a shared entrance, and the gents were off to the left. 'It was horrible, having to stay in there with the evidence until it sounded that all the women had left ...'
Steve