Advertising Hooks

[Winks]

Remember Professor Unwin (Stan)

The best picket in the brewflaid, Flowers.

Or Esso...

The Esso sign means happy motoring....

Or Shell..

Put a tiger in your tank.

What about OXO....

Browns,...??

Remember all of those. I played Goldieloppers and the three bearloagers for the grandkids a while ago and it cracked them up.

Cheers

H

 

[Winks]

Ardwick 4343?

Cheers

H

 

[marchie]

Did a Double Diamond ever work wonders for anyone here?.....

I'll drink one today and let you know ...

Steve

 

[Winks]

There’s a terrific fraught in here …

Cheers

H

 

[Red Dwarf]

What was better than a stout milk maid?

 

[marchie]

What was better than a stout milk maid?

Dunno, but I recall a Dudley Rag Mag joke from c 1966/67; 'Did you hear about the architect who had his house made backwards so that he could watch TV?'

No longer permissible to make such a joke, to the detriment of punning ...

Steve

 

[Vanterrier]

Its ??????? That helps you excel, after one you'll do anything well...

 

[Vanterrier]

Go to work on an....

 

[marchie]

Go to work on an....

Egg, as the artificial insemination practitioner used to exhort us. He would have made his case in person, but he was unable to come tonight ...

Steve

 

[Winks]

2n6

what was that one that went 1/8, 1/8, 1/8

Give in. My brain cell ain’t working that well.

Cheers

H

 

[Winks]

What was better than a stout milk maid?

Two stout milk maids?

Cheers

H

 

[Vanterrier]

Its ??????? That helps you excel, after one you'll do anything well...

Tankard

 

[Red Dwarf]

To quote ‘There’s only one thing thing better than a stout milk maid, and that’s a Milk Maid Stout!’.....

I think I need a kip now after all that brain work....

 

[Vanterrier]

I've always thought the Budweisser ads were better than their beer. Here's my fave...

K