Christmas Crackers

Tes;n13432 said:
Because he could not twist and Sprout?
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Love the cartoon, Tes.

Colin ???
 
Minisorella;n13582 said:
Loving all the sprout answers but the one I had in mind was... because he wanted to give peas a chance :b0234:
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Brilliant, Jennie. Have you seen pretty much just that painted in huge letters across a bridge spanning the M25 near Gerrards Cross? I must have been looking up and smiling at that off and on for 25 years, possibly more.
It's about the only thing to smile at on the whole of the M25!

Colin ???
 
2cv;n13653 said:
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
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Lucky.

Colin ???
 
2cv;n13848 said:
Why did Santas little helper go for counselling?
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Because she was a mental elf.
 
Good answers, and for a while I'd forgotten the original one. So before I forget again it was because he had low elf esteem. ?
 
2cv;n13878 said:
Good answers, and for a while I'd forgotten the original one. So before I forget again it was because he had low elf esteem. ?
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They don't write them like that anymore, 2cv.
Something to be thankful for.

Colin ???
 
Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I have these worrying moments when I think I'm a pair of curtains"

Doctor: "...................................................

Anyone?

Colin ???
 
yorkslass;n14140 said:
Colin, that's got whiskers on it,

Pull yourself together.
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Oh. It was new to me 43 years ago.

Any newer options out there?

Colin ???
 
Went to the office Christmas party last night and a drunken woman asked me for a double entendre. So. I gave her one!
 
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