I feel that we need to set a deadline for identifying the individual to whom this thread is dedicated, simply because I sense that the pressure is getting to some of our correspondents.
So if by 21:00 this evening the individual has not been identified in the thread, then I'll ask the person to step out from behind the keyboard and reveal themselves here in this very thread.
Or do you feel that more time could reasonably be expected?
I'll summarise the information we've established so far:
We have a female (word chosen with care).
We have Yorkshire as place of birth and/or residence.
She knows how to enjoy a mackerel, but prefers to travel with a Princess.
She sometimes looks into the neck of a bottle of vodka.
OK - so here's another clue:
The Yorkshire female has been known to occasionally, just occasionally, use an expletive or ten. And sometimes the ten expletives could be all that makes up a phrase.
Colin