Never ending story

[Trotter]

Cabinet office

 

[Robmac]

Having failed to find it, he found that a good substitute was....

 

[Lioncrunch]

Goos fat left over from xmas, and thought this could also be used in the

 

[Robmac]

Gearbox of his motorhome. However, next time he changed gear....

 

[Trotter]

from lurex to plain old sequins

 

[Lioncrunch]

He did loose a sequine, and later that night whilst getting changed he did find it

 

[Annabella]

where the sun don't shine.........now, how did it get there? Must have been when

 

[Deleted member 11]

he tripped over that generator, twas lucky he didn't damage his .......

 

[Trotter]

auntie's antimacassar.........

 

[Annabella]

as she would have gone ballistic. Feeling lucky, he went off, with a spring in his step, to

 

[Trotter]

somewhere really, really special........

 

[trixie88]

so special in fact, that it

 

[Trotter]

is so totally special .......

 

[Annabella]

that he, too, felt special.......so much so, he spent some credits on the evening's raffle.......just think what he could buy with that voucher. Caught up in his daydream he foolishly

 

[Deleted member 11]

forgot about his sausages sizzling away in a frying pan which was getting hotter and hotter until it

 

[Annabella]

exploded, just like Denis when he discovered that he had not won the raffle......frying pan and Denis all over the walls......not a pretty

 

[Trotter]

dress she said, looks more like a boiler suit if you ask me

 

[trixie88]

and poor denis is now sausage less......no sausage he wails, what am i going to do now....i shall have to

 

[Lioncrunch]

Nip out to the butchers, just next to the taxidermist, whilst I'm there I'll get my

 

[Lorraine]

cockatoo prepped for stuffing ......... so we can place it