Never ending story

Annie. His fishing partner, so he lent her his longest fishing pole ....
 
The one that he borrowed from captain birdseye twenty years ago when they were in the navy
 
Twenty herring later she took them to Dawn, Edina's wife to fit them....
 
So they wouldn’t get cold
 
When they were in the fridge waiting to be grilled ....
 
On rugbykens super all weather barbecue.but there was only twenty fish to go around 60 wild campers so Chris said let’s make chips..
 
and mushy peas, that should keep the wild bunch under
 
plus of course Annies contribution, y'know, the Korean bbq bit, together with (probably oppy's testicles)
 
That were rusted and seized up with lack of use and neglect so he gave them a spray of WD40 and the nuts are now working again...
 
and Oppy can carry on filling peoples glasses with that smooth red ......
 
What!!!! ah, you mean that blood out of a stone thing. He did try to avoid it though by
 
Ducking round the back of his van
 
discretely placing the boxes out of sight, nonchalantly strolling across the field but,alas, he was caught by the
 
little bearded man better known as Hippy. Who.......
 
was Margret Thatcher reincarnated
 
so went looking for Denis but, unfortunately Rob has whisked him away to the nearest
 
already had bought a large jar of Brylcream
 
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