Purposeless Products

[teejay]

Annie has won a major prize:



100% Purposeless Product!

Colin ???

Now that looks BLOODY PAINFUL! No, don't press it wait, stop......arggggghhhhhhhh!!

 

[teejay]

Its for scraping the 'silk' from corn on the cob. Very close Barryd!

 

[Full Member]

Now that looks BLOODY PAINFUL! No, don't press it wait, stop......arggggghhhhhhhh!!

Exactly, teejay. Thank goodness it's not a Bobbitt. Poor John would have been in even more pain had Lorena had one of these. And because she used a sharp knife the surgeons were actually able to reattach John's manhood. Whereas if Lorena had had access to this device.................

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Its for scraping the 'silk' from corn on the cob. Very close Barryd!

That must be an absolute pain to clean after use, teejay. 'Silks' pull off maize so easily anyway so I'm suggesting 100% a Purposeless Product. Agreed?

Colin ???

 

[teejay]

That must be an absolute pain to clean after use, teejay. 'Silks' pull off maize so easily anyway so I'm suggesting 100% a Purposeless Product. Agreed?

Colin ???

Agreed in buckets Colin, a box of purposeless ones at that!

 

[Full Member]

Another Purposeless Product:



...........but what was it designed to do?

Colin ???

 

[teejay]

Exactly, teejay. Thank goodness it's not a Bobbitt. Poor John would have been in even more pain had Lorena had one of these. And because she used a sharp knife the surgeons were actually able to reattach John's manhood. Whereas if Lorena had had access to this device.................

Colin ???

That's too many stitches to even contemplate- "We're gonna need a bigger needle" said the surgeon. Poor old John, he would have been in pieces about it! Or cut up at the very least! Whereas Lorena would have been no doubt, cock a hoop!

 

[Full Member]

That's too many stitches to even contemplate- "We're gonna need a bigger needle" said the surgeon. Poor old John, he would have been in pieces about it! Or cut up at the very least! Whereas Lorena would have been no doubt, cock a hoop!

Ha, ha! Thanks for the grin, teejay.

Colin ???

 

[Wully]

 

[Wully]

 

[oldish hippy]

Another Purposeless Product:



...........but what was it designed to do?

Colin ???

well it look like a holland something

 

[Full Member]

That's funny, Wully. If you hadn't included the final image I'm not sure I would have got that one.
100% Purposeless Product!

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Another great offering, Wully! I'm guessing the bread (?) is dipped into the hot cheese (?) sauce. It reminds me of the daft fondue and table cookers lots of us had in the 1970's. 100% a Purposeless Product.
The bag is funny. I can imagine all sorts of other images (some probably censorable) that could be printed on the bag.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

well it look like a holland something

Not a Dutch Cap, Barrie. Not even close, the ladies will be pleased to hear.
Any other suggestions out there?
The original design purpose will be posted later today so get imagining!

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Another Purposeless Product:




Definitely a Purposeless Product!

Colin ???

 

[yorkslass]

Vaguely remember them. K tel by any chance?

 

[Full Member]

Vaguely remember them. K tel by any chance?

I don't know, yorkslass. It looks remarkably like a pencil sharpener, but for vegetables.
Or an instrument of torture.

Colin ???

 

[Campervanannie]

It was designed to do this:




Definitely a Purposeless Product!

Colin ???

I’m shamed to say I have one in the van I have used it once but yes not much point or purpose in it .

 

[Full Member]

I’m shamed to say I have one in the van I have used it once but yes not much point or purpose in it .

We all do it, Annie. I was surprised to see just how much useless tat I had in the kitchen when I followed your lead and had at look at the back of the drawers and cupboards.

Colin :smile::smile::smile:

 

[Full Member]

Time for another Purposeless Product? Any idea what problem this is marketed to solve?

Colin ???