' ...off.' said Florence, pleading ze aching of ze headBoing said Dougal
F**K off said Florence.
That must have been in the adult version, where Dylan the Rabbit was replaced by Roger the Rabbit [and any other animal within contact ...]In bed 23 hrs and 55 mins a day, dirty sods.
'Here are Janet and John and Roger the Dog. Mother watches Janet and John, Roger the Dog and Stig, the Swedish Boy next door, Astride his girlfriend.' Mummy giggles, and says, 'Of course, children, I meant to say, 'Astrid, his girlfriend', and blushes. 'Why are you blushing, Mother?', asks Janet. 'Why is Stisg astride his girlfriend?', sniggers John, suggesting he has knowledge beyond his tender years. See John snigger ...I liked the adult version of Rag, Tag and Bobtail, Tales of the riverbank carpark.
Not forgetting Captain Pugwash's Seamen Staines, Master Bates and Roger the cabin boy.
None of which were true of course.