But, as you get older, you can now do what you used to do all night in under 2 minutes, including the time to take your socks off and smoke a cigarette
So my mother's warnings of going blind were tru6, then? Or, as Dave Allen's punchline about the old lady who fell over in church, revealing her bloomers to the congregation, had it, Murphy's retort to the Priest's warning of blindness if anyone looked, was ...Luckily I can't find my glasses, so I can't read this thread
You take your socks off ?But, as you get older, you can now do what you used to do all night in under 2 minutes, including the time to take your socks off and smoke a cigarette
Without the latter 2 activities, my PB is 13 seconds ... Almost as quick as doing a Rubik's Cube, and involving many of the same manoeuvres ...
Steve
Even then still seems quite deviant
Not really; I'm prone to Athlete's foot (saving up for the rest of the athlete), and leaving my socks on encourages infection, whilst the smell of the cream tends to kill the mood, and with a 13 seconds performance, it's a luxury I can't afford ...
At my age, 'getting lucky' involves entering the room, remembering why I did so, AND being able to carry it off, without external stimuli ...
Or staring at the damp patch in the trousers and wondering whether this is current, or from the last time ...
