Things Only The Aged Amongst Us Understand

[Trigger]

Saw the Big Yin on TV the other night, he said is sex act is faster than a pigeons. But if he thinks of his 9 times tables he can reach 91 hee hee.

 

[ken sowerby]

old age is watching pigeons bonking and thinking ---you lucky buggers

 

[marchie]

old age is watching pigeons bonking and thinking ---you lucky buggers

Old age is wearing a condom, not to guard against unwanted prgnancy; more to protect against the damp triggering the arthritis ...

Steve