Thought of the day.

[2cv]

Somewhere, someone else is happy with less than you have.

 

[edina]

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

[Campervanannie]

If Cinderella’s shoe was a perfect fit why did it fall off???

 

[edina]

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

If Cinderella’s shoe was a perfect fit why did it fall off???

Apparently she was pissed Annie, do keep up love

 

[Campervanannie]

Apparently she was pissed Annie, do keep up love

????????

 

[Minisorella]

If you think happy thoughts, they will show on your face...

 

[Lee]

Always look on the bright side of life.

 

[Deleted member 2]

The rotation of the earth makes my day.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

If you always say yes, you will be up to your ears in work and other problems...

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Housework expands to fill the time available...

 

[edina]

Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?

 

[Campervanannie]

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge.

 

[Campervanannie]

When a boy hits puberty the toys he played and loved as a child now sit on a shelf and watch him masterbate ?

 

[Molly 3]

I used to be apathetic, now I couldn't care less

 

[Molly 3]

I used to be indecisive, but I think I'm getting Better

 

[The laird]

Thought about it but decided nah!

 

[edina]

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes

...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?

 

[edina]

Why has the word 'lisp' got an s in it?

 

[Deleted member 2]

Is the meaning of life really 42?

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