Thought of the day.

[Pudsey Bear]

With inflation 42.375, after Brexit 41.34.

 

[Deleted member 2]

Why is Yellow so pretty

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Daffofil.....

this ten character limit is a PITA

 

[Lee]

Why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?

 

[Full Member]

Why is dyslexia so difficult to spell?

It's spelt Lexdysia, I think you'll find, Lee.

Colin ???

 

[Deleted member 2]

Thinking, shall I go to the shop when I pop my friend to her mums later?

 

[yorkslass]

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is not.

 

[Full Member]

If a child refuses to go to sleep when it's time for their afternoon nap are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Colin ???

 

[Deleted member 2]

Will my adolescent tidy her bedroom today? :Thinking_Face_Emoji

 

[Full Member]

So how is the non-stick coating stuck to the base of a non-stick frying pan?

Colin ???

 

[sinbad]

What goes round comes round ?

 

[teejay]

it's spelt lexdysia, i think you'll find, lee.

Colin ???

dyslexia rules - k.o.

 

[Lee]

It's spelt Lexdysia, I think you'll find, Lee.

Colin ???

KO Colin I wasn't sure how you spelled if.

 

[oldish hippy]

use pan for scrambled egs

 

[sinbad]

You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs

 

[jagmanx]

Tomorrow ....Today's labour saving device !

 

[Deleted member 2]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[wakk44]

 

[Full Member]

This is just a thought.

Colin ???

 

[oldish hippy]

are you sure it isnt a just thought