Exwindsurfer
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2in of snow and 1 degree
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The laird
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Brass welding good ladThere's a strange looking monkey going door-to-door in Fife, asking if anyone's got any welding gear he can borrow .... A trifle fresh again today with a sore wind chill ...
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Keep it there
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Just swapped my tyres over on the car put our snow tyre on i forgot how much more grip you have with them superb
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Cloudy and rain all day, with a light breeze and 8 degree high. 
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Snap Bill lolol
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It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
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Two snowmen talking, and the one says to the other, 'Here, can you taste coal?' His mate replies, 'No, but I can smell carrots'
Santa has a new addition to the Sled Team this year, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer. Runs as fast as Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer, but can't stop as quickly ...
And ladies; if a bewhiskered old man, dressed in a red suit slips something in your stocking late on Xmas Eve, you've been visited by Father Christmas. If it happens again on Christmas Evening, you've been groped by a Chelsea Pensioner ...
Steve
Santa has a new addition to the Sled Team this year, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer. Runs as fast as Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer, but can't stop as quickly ...
And ladies; if a bewhiskered old man, dressed in a red suit slips something in your stocking late on Xmas Eve, you've been visited by Father Christmas. If it happens again on Christmas Evening, you've been groped by a Chelsea Pensioner ...
Steve