What If/Do/Why Jokes

[Lorraine]

What If/Do/Why Jokes

[h=4]How do you befriend a squirrel?[/h]
Just act like a nut.

 

[teejay]

[h=4]How do you befriend a squirrel?[/h]
Just act like a nut.

Whats got a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel poo!

 

[Deleted member 11]

Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I give up, ask me another

 

[Deleted member 11]

I give up, ask me another

To keep his nuts dry

 

[Jeanette]

Admin (Phil) can we please have a groan button! :Speak_No_Evil_MonkeHaha

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I second that emotion, make it a dislick button please.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Is it possible to have audio smileys, that'd be a fun thing.

 

[Lorraine]

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy

 

[Tes]

why did the man take a pencil to bed?

to measure how long he slept.

 

[Lorraine]

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly!

 

[teejay]

Why did a woman have her hair in a bun?


Because she had her mouth in a cheeseburger!

 

[Lorraine]

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!

 

[Lorraine]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

 

[Lorraine]

What do lawyers wear to court?


Lawsuits!

 

[Lorraine]

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

You look flushed

 

[Lorraine]

Why is there a gate around cemeteries?


Because people are dying to get in!

 

[Lorraine]

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish

 

[chrismilo]

Where did you buy those Xmas crackers ? I’d take them back for a refund

 

[Lorraine]

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match