What If/Do/Why Jokes

why didn't the Skillington go to the party?He had no-body to go with.
 
Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
 
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?


Because it's pointless.
 
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!
 
Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a short cut.
 
Why do you give old men viagra before bed time.
To stop them falling out of bed.
 
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
 

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