You know you are getting old when..............

[Les Haro]

You know you are getting old when..............

1 You cant remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch TV

2 Police Officers are so young nowadays

3 A door jam is just right to scratch between your shoulder blades

4 Your trousers have an elastic waist band

5 All shoes are slip on's

6 Proud to own a new fleece

 

[yorkslass]

No5. All shoes are slip ons......with Velcro.

If I got on the floor now I'd need a hoist to get me up.

 

[TeamRienza]

Rules for men over 50.

1. Never go past a toilet without checking.

2. Never trust a fart.

and possibly most important,

3. Never waste an erection.

Davy

 

[jeffmossy]

I am not old , what day is it again?

 

[trevskoda]

Erm what am i doing here,oh yes was it tea,ah s--t it was pee.:Flushed_Face_Emoji:

 

[Jeanette]

Is it true that men of a certain age shouldn't wear light coloured trousers?? Maybe someone can tell me?

 

[yorkslass]

Light trousers are ok.....so long as they wear long tops.:b0221:

 

[Jeanette]

Light trousers are ok.....so long as they wear long tops.:b0221:

Hmm thanks for that Sue are you sure!! The long tops could possibly ride up or get stuck oops don't go there!!! :Flushed_Face_Emoji::See_No_Evil_Monkey_

 

[yorkslass]

Hmm thanks for that Sue are you sure!! The long tops could possibly ride up or get stuck oops don't go there!!! :Flushed_Face_Emoji::See_No_Evil_Monkey_

No, best not.

 

[Deleted member 11]

When you finally get your head together and then find out the rest of you is falling apart

 

[yorkslass]

When you finally get your head together and then find out the rest of you is falling apart

Body's still working reasonably well Chris, but the head's full of fluff a lot of the time.

 

[2cv]

Chief Constables have begun to look worryingly young!

 

[Phillybarbour]

When filling in an online form and your year of birth is way way down the list.

 

[Jeanette]

Chief Constables have begun to look worryingly young!

Same as policemen doctors and nurses! We have a transport business just down from us and there is a driver he looks about 15/16 it looks as if he can't see over the steering wheel driving this massive car/caravan/MH transporter!!

 

[Pauljenny]

When Archbishops start looking young..

Women holding Pensioner's bus passes stand up and offer you their seat.

 

[trixie88]

Is it true that men of a certain age shouldn't wear light coloured trousers?? Maybe someone can tell me?

why, whats wrong with light coloured trousers......

 

[trixie88]

Body's still working reasonably well Chris, but the head's full of fluff a lot of the time.

or when t 'ed werks well and t alld body is duff.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

When you do eventually get down on the floor you look for other things to do while you're down there.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

When you discover you ate a space hopper in the night and can barely get to cut your toe nails

 

[yorkslass]

When you do eventually get down on the floor you look for other things to do while you're down there.

:Tears_of_Joy_Emoji::Tears_of_Joy_Emoji:

Until you got down you couldn't see the fluff.