You know you are getting old when..............

[teejay]

why, whats wrong with light coloured trousers......

Nothing but, they look even better without the dribbles!

 

[trixie88]

you know your getting old when....you need to change your top after a meal............

dribble.....

 

[teejay]

Ok. Well here's a clue-they are not looking for their balls....................

 

[Les Haro]

Swapping MPH for MPG

 

[Jeanette]

why, whats wrong with light coloured trousers......

See the photo trixie that teejay has posted light trousers don't bode well!!! :See_No_Evil_Monkey_:Tears_of_Joy_Emoji:

 

[trixie88]

See the photo trixie that teejay has posted light trousers don't bode well!!! :See_No_Evil_Monkey_:Tears_of_Joy_Emoji:

Hmm...........Hmm, well...err.....dare not say what i am thinking........

 

[Jeanette]

Hmm...........Hmm, well...err.....dare not say what i am thinking........

aww go on trixie!!! :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji: haha

 

[Les Haro]

At the supermarket checkout they offer to pack your bags for you.

 

[Campervanannie]

When the Knicker fairy has been and taken all those nice skimpy lace ones and replaced them with the BIG Bridget Joneses. :Smiling_Face_with_T

 

[oldish hippy]

when you cant see the flufff in your bellbutton witout a mirror

 

[Izwozral]

When:
No matter how much you shake or how much you dreg, the last few drops go down your leg.

Or when:
You grin like an insane baboon because you haven't a friggin clue what young people are talking about.

Or when:
You do number two.
Then number two number two.
Then number three number two.

Or when:
A knee trembler is no longer a massive orgasm, it's just plain old arthritis..

Or when:
When you are under this massive delusion, that when you look in the mirror and you still look trim, good looking and some sort of sex god. THE MIRROR IS THE BIGGEST LIAR EVER.

 

[trixie88]

when folks say....are you alright dear, can i help you......

 

[trixie88]

Ok. Well here's a clue-they are not looking for their balls....................

they are posing for the best bum comp...........or..............

 

[trixie88]

aww go on trixie!!! :Tears_of_Joy_Emoji: haha

sorry jeanette.......i real cant........i wuz brought up to be polite at all times.....lol............

 

[Jeanette]

sorry jeanette.......i real cant........i wuz brought up to be polite at all times.....lol............

Don't know what you mean trixie I just thought it meant they would get grass stains on them! :b0230:

 

[Campervanannie]

When:
No matter how much you shake or how much you dreg, the last few drops go down your leg.

Or when:
You grin like an insane baboon because you haven't a friggin clue what young people are talking about.

Or when:
You do number two.
Then number two number two.
Then number three number two.

Or when:
A knee trembler is no longer a massive orgasm, it's just plain old arthritis..

Or when:
When you are under this massive delusion, that when you look in the mirror and you still look trim, good looking and some sort of sex god. THE MIRROR IS THE BIGGEST LIAR EVER.

Feck your in a bad way Izzywizzy.?

 

[Les Haro]

I know I'm going to regret this but are you calling a number 3 a follow through.

 

[Pauljenny]

You know you are getting old when..........

Santa Clauses start looking young.

 

[Izwozral]

I know I'm going to regret this but are you calling a number 3 a follow through.

When you eat as much as I do, even a number four number two is not uncommon!

 

[Izwozral]

Feck your in a bad way Izzywizzy.?

Tell me about it, even my 4rse hair is aching.:Very_sad_emoji_icon