Factory settings

[trevskoda]

I keep my money in my socks, anyone wants it good luck.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I keep my money in my socks, anyone wants it good luck.

Can't have very much then Trev.

 

[Vanterrier]

For drinkers who no longer drink I would recommend Guiness 0%... its the only alcohol free beer that tastes ok and not like "making love on a punt" (think about it...)
K

 

[Scotia]

For drinkers who no longer drink I would recommend Guiness 0%... its the only alcohol free beer that tastes ok and not like "making love on a punt" (think about it...)
K

Drunk or sober?

 

[runnach]

Wully, get one off these Morrello Palace Liner, ditch the car, fill with your important stuff, problem solved.

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[wildebus]

For drinkers who no longer drink I would recommend Guiness 0%... its the only alcohol free beer that tastes ok and not like "making love on a punt" (think about it...)
K

Well .... I reckon there are quite a few good 0% alcohol beers. Times have progressed since the only option was "Kaliber" (which was only drinkable when you did half and half with a normal lager, which kind of defeated the objective!)

 

[Pudsey Bear]

May as well drink dog pop.

 

[wildebus]

May as well drink dog pop.

not sure what dog pop is, but can you knock something if never tried it?

 

[runnach]

not sure what dog pop is, but can you knock something if never tried it?

It is a fizzy drink for pooches

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Water.

 

[Scotia]

Water.

Just add malt hops and yeast.

 

[trevskoda]

Can't have very much then Trev.

Lend us a tenner.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Lend us a tenner.

You only have to ask Trev mate

 

[trevskoda]

Aking and getting, two differant things, how about 20 then for old times sake.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Aking and getting, two differant things, how about 20 then for old times sake.

Yeah no problem

 

[marchie]

Aking and getting, two differant things, how about 20 then for old times sake.

Since you ask nicely, I'll add Senors Domingo and Carreras and a very ill octopus, so that's 2 tenors and sick squid, £26 to you, Trev ...

Steve

 

[Mr and Mrs Tupcox]

Wouldn't it be great if you could rest our bodies to factory settings. Getting fed up of carrying all this extra luggage around (fat).

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Wouldn't it be great if you could rest our bodies to factory settings. Getting fed up of carrying all this extra luggage around (fat).

Not half, we just watched on Wednesday night, part of the plot is to get a young girl into a machine that cures everything.

 

[marchie]

Wouldn't it be great if you could rest our bodies to factory settings. Getting fed up of carrying all this extra luggage around (fat).

It's taken over 60 years dedicated work to get my present body shape, and I ain't about to throw it all away with a few weeks careless exercise and chocolate abstention. All bought and paid for, it is ...

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

It's taken over 60 years dedicated work to get my present body shape, and I ain't about to throw it all away with a few weeks careless exercise and chocolate abstention. All bought and paid for, it is ...

Steve

People just don't give us credit for the dedication it takes over lifetime to become fat Heffers mate.

If they did we could afford more bleedin cakeybread.