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[wildebus]

People just don't give us credit for the dedication it takes over lifetime to become fat Heffers mate.

If they did we could afford more bleedin cakeybread.

indeed. and I bet you don't even claim overtime or time and a half for weekend work

 

[Pudsey Bear]

indeed. and I bet you don't even claim overtime or time and a half for weekend work

Sadly I can't Dave, were on the ferkin 5:2 diet.

 

[wildebus]

This reminded me of a short time in the 90's when I spent a month at JP Morgans in London doing installation work....JP Morgan used to provide all free food for staff - and even had waiters with white gloves on to serve the directors luncheons (80's excess carried on to the recessionist 90's or what!).
Me and the guy I was working with used to collect a nice selection for lunch, put that away in a bag, then go to another office for another lunch to eat, and then another office (they had loads dotted around) to get another lunch to pack away for later. Occasionally picked up a 4th lunch!
All lovely food and I think in that month I didn't spend a penny at home for food and put on maybe a stone

 

[Vanterrier]

I'm just short for my weight...
K

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I'm just short for my weight...
K

Me too but strangely I'm too tall for my hair, it's my parents fault, I was born at a very early age you see.

 

[trevskoda]

When you have to much brains like me it then tends to force down and push the middle bit out wide.

 

[nabsim]

Think I am in better shape now than I have been for the last 20 years, get some exercise you lazy buggers!

 

[QFour]

It is surprising how much crap you carry. Enjoy the clear out

 

[Scotia]

It is surprising how much crap you carry. Enjoy the clear out

Back to a toilet thread.

 

[Scotia]

When you have to much brains like me it then tends to force down and push the middle bit out wide.

Are you saying you have a saggy bum Trev?

 

[marchie]

Think I am in better shape now than I have been for the last 20 years, get some exercise you lazy buggers!

I remember the Exercise Books from Infants School; I used to open the cover then take a rest ...

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Are you saying you have a saggy bum Trev?

That would imply he has one

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I remember the Exercise Books from Infants School; I used to open the cover then take a rest ...

Steve

Odd how the brain works or in my case doesn't but my mind went straight to maths classes at skool, red excercise book, with the weird pattern on it and the times tables printed on it.

I can remember the tune but not the words.

 

[marchie]

Odd how the brain works or in my case doesn't but my mind went straight to maths classes at skool, red excercise book, with the weird pattern on it and the times tables printed on it.

I can remember the tune but not the words.


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And furlongs and chains, and how a furlong multiplied by a chain resulted in an acre; and how the football exercise might catch you between the legs to give you two achers ...

Steve

 

[trevskoda]

Back to a toilet thread.

 

[trevskoda]

That would imply he has one

I must have as my wife says im an ass.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

I must have as my wife says im an ass.

 

[marchie]

I must have as my wife says im an ass.

Our local glazier was arrrested on charges of sexual congress with a donkey. The result of the union was a pane in the ass ...

Steve

 

[QFour]

I had alsorts of bits in the Laika just in case something dire happened. When I needed a part in Spain the local MH parts place had it in stock. I have also used AMAZON.ES for bits but did manage to order 20 bottles of Mossi Repelant instead of 2. The Carthago has the bare minimum. Couple of screwdrivers, spare fuses and multitool.

 

[nabsim]

You can certainly build up a lot of crap in a van. I removed 500kgs earlier this year and running without it. Not missed anything yet lol