Purposeless Products

[Full Member]

Wully,that is gross. Surely got to be a wind up. It's not April yet.

+ one.

I'm not even sure that it's a strictly Purposeless Product!

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

This is a Purposeless Product.
Do you know what it is intended for?
The purpose for which it was designed will be posted tomorrow afternoon.
Unless, of course, some clever poster comes up with the answer beforehand!


Colin ???

 

[teejay]

Is it a "Bobbit?" If not, then a cucumber slicer!

 

[Full Member]

Is it a "Bobbit*?" If not, then a cucumber slicer!

It is not intentionally designed to remove a penis, teejay, though is the appropriate size for a modestly sized one.
Otherwise you are very close, though not quite close enough.

* A reference to Lorena Bobbitt who cut off her husband John's penis when he was asleep and she was bored.

Colin ???

 

[Pudsey Bear]

It look like a giggling pin romoval tool for a laughing stock.

 

[Full Member]

It look like a giggling pin romoval tool for a laughing stock.

That's also very, very close, Pudsey Bear.

Er...........what's a giggling pin and which part of a laughing stock does it hold in place?

Colin ???

 

[Wully]

 

[Full Member]

That's hilarious, Wully. Thanks for that.
Hardly a Purposeless Product though!

Colin ???

 

[Pudsey Bear]

That's also very, very close, Pudsey Bear.

Er...........what's a giggling pin and which part of a laughing stock does it hold in place?

Colin ???

Wot am I? a teacher :Grinmacing_Face_Emo

The itching post of course...

 

[teejay]

Surely every kitchen needs one of these, don't they?................ Any ideas as to its intended use?

 

[raynipper]

Surely every kitchen needs one of these, don't they?................ Any ideas as to its intended use?

It's to brush the glitter off after........................................
https://search.aol.co.uk/aol/search...=why do women put glitter on their faces&rd=1

Ray.

 

[barryd]

Surely every kitchen needs one of these, don't they?................ Any ideas as to its intended use?

You can get them at Anne Summers (apparently) or they can be used for stripping corn. :wink:

 

[Campervanannie]

Scrubbing your rolling pin after baking ??

 

[Campervanannie]

This is a Purposeless Product.
Do you know what it is intended for?
The purpose for which it was designed will be posted tomorrow afternoon.
Unless, of course, some clever poster comes up with the answer beforehand!


Colin ???

It's defo some sort of knife guide but not sure for what though nananananana

 

[oldish hippy]

egg slicer

 

[oldish hippy]

big thing with brushes cucumber washer

 

[Full Member]

Wot am I? a teacher :Grinmacing_Face_Emo

The itching post of course...

Oh.

Colin ???

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Surely every kitchen needs one of these, don't they?................ Any ideas as to its intended use?

Dunno that ones purpose, but years ago they sold something like that to paint fall pipes

 

[Full Member]

Surely every kitchen needs one of these, don't they?................ Any ideas as to its intended use?

Kitchen? I thought perhaps bedroom.
With that new information I'm going for a root vegetable cleaner.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

It's defo some sort of knife guide but not sure for what though nananananana

Annie has won a major prize:



100% Purposeless Product!

Colin ???