Leaving him to choose between the pink and the brown, no doubt ...She fell in love with a snooker player, the moment he popped the pink away with perfect stroke.
She was always on hand to polish his balls and work on his cue.
But left a mess with his shavings ...She fell in love with a Cabinet Maker..
He came round and worked wonders with her tight fitting drawers.
As first posts go, That'll take some beating, welcome to the forum.He fell in love with the moonshiner's daughter.
She made him liquor all night long.