She fell in love...

[jagmanx]

a tennis player because of his forehand lob

 

[jagmanx]

The invisible Man but she soon saw through him.

 

[jagmanx]

A man who had a Teepee and a Wigwam but he was too tense

 

[marchie]

A man who had a Teepee and a Wigwam but he was too tense

And they used them on their honeymoon, that was two effing intense ...

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with the guy who repaired her front door.
First, she showed him her knockers. He made the right choice .
Then she was most impressed by a large new knob.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with the guy who repaired her front door.
First, she showed him her knockers. He made the right choice .
Then she was most impressed by a large new knob.

I fell in love with a beautiful lady who was 6ft 6.74ins tall. I was dying 2 metre ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Vet who organised Motorhome Rallies. Things began to go wrong when she asked him to put her down for the next Rally ...

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with a Hermes driver..
Until he drove her home from the first date..
And left her in next-door's Wheely bin.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a river bed inspector; but was disappointed when found out that marriage was not what he sediment

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell madly in love with an Arabian boat owner ... and dhow ...

Steve

 

[Doddy]

She fell in love with a hiker, but he eventually walked off.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Jewish surgeon who gave her many tips

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a man who seemed so principled. who regularly referred to ethics. Then she discovered he was from Chelmsford and had a lisp ...

Steve

 

[MykCamper]

She fell in love with a hot air balloonist but he kept floating away!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

She fell in love with a Dutchman with inflatable shoes.


But he popped his clogs.

 

[GMJ]

Christ have we had to wait 2 months for that???

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Your effort isn't exactly gold is it.

 

[GMJ]

If you don't like sport then alas, no

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with a plumber. But he wouldn't come and when he eventually did........
It was under the kitchen sink with his tool in his hand

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a golfer who promised to go up a fairway without putting her in the club

Steve