She fell in love...

[marchie]

She fell in love with Donald J Fart..
No, Don't laugh...
She really and truly did...
Honest !

I believe you, but, there again, I did hear several reports ... 'The Winds of Change' and all that

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Property Rental Agent and now understands the meaning of Flatulent ...

Steve

 

[Martin P]

She fell in love with a health and safety inspector
But decided the shag wasn't worth the pointless paperwork

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with a poultry breeder.
Especially when she was allowed to handle his prize winning cock.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a man who promised to show her how to rear and care for his collection of a dozen small British birds. He told her that she would soon be fondling his twelve finches ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a man who couldn't differentiate between fixative and laxative; and she spent half a day prising his teeth off the toilet seat ...

Steve

 

[Minisorella]

She fell in love with a puzzle maker but there were too many cross words

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with an anaesthetist and loved the tingling sensation from his small prick

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

She fell in love with a tenter but he was too camp.

 

[DocMartin]

She nearly fell in love with a barber - it was a close shave.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a German barber and married him; so she is now the wife of Herr Kutter ...

Steve

 

[TinTentDucato]

She fell in love with a naturist - now she's a stripper.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a naturist member of the Impressionists, and now she's a paint stripper ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Benny Hill impersonator and quickly discovered that innuendo was not an Italian suppository ...

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with an apiarist after he told her that he would take care of her 38 bees; but she tired of his jealous tracking of her by phone, angrily demanding to know when she would return home. It took great resilience to handle his testy calls

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a man who didn't know the difference between an enigma and an enema. And now she's wondering how to retrieve her engagement ring after last night's argument because he couldn't understand this lady who was different from anyone he had ever met ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with the inventor of the Beaufort Scale, and wrote a Blow by Blow account of the affair...

Steve

 

[jagmanx]

she fell in love with "Huntley and Palmer"
Now that takes the biscuit

 

[jagmanx]

she fell in love with a novelist..but that's another story