Thought of the day.

[yorkslass]

Thought of the day.

Share your gems here.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

 

[Campervanannie]

I thought I had more Vodka

 

[Phillybarbour]

Nobody planned to fail, they failed to plan.

 

[Deleted member 2]

coffee makes the world go round.

 

[edina]

Make sure your last years are full of memories, not regrets.

 

[Winks]

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?:Thinking_Face_Emoji

Cheers

H

 

[trevskoda]

Make sure your last years are full of memories, not regrets.

there will be a time you will not remember ,so whats the point trying to.

 

[Campervanannie]

One positive thought in the morning can change your whole day

 

[saxonrosie]

Be careful what you wish for.

 

[Deleted member 2]

If I asked you to name all of the things that you love...
How long would it take for you to name yourself?

 

[Campervanannie]

Thought of the day mmmm let meee thiiink.

 

[edina]

Feel sorry for yourself and nobody else will.

 

[wakk44]

[h=1]How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?[/h]

 

[yorkieowl]

The new year stands before us like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. Every day is a new page, a new opportunity to craft the story of your life.

 

[Campervanannie]

If flying is so safe why is an airport called a Terminal ??

 

[edina]

Why is the man who invests your money called a 'Broker'?

 

[Deleted member 2]

How much wood did that woodchuck chuck in the end? or is he still chucking?

 

[edina]

Why is a boxing ring square?

 

[maingate]

The Hokey Cokey.

What's that all about?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

If things don't change, they'll stay the same.