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I am awake ( should be at this time of day!) Greetings to all, especially @ The laird who is holding the thread single handed! 😊
 
When you're retired, it's a pleasure to wake up in the morning; it means that another day's pension rolls in ... (y)

This was the line I took when I sought a Personal Loan from the Bank for a caravan purchase; the 'Credit Analyst' felt uneasy about lending to a Pensioner [me, ex Bank employee from pre Credit Scoring era]. 'Tell me,' says I, 'You are employed, and with Banks continually cutting staff, there is a risk that you could be made redundant, and lose your income, isn't there?'

'Yes,' says Credit Analyst

'Well,' says I, 'I have no such risk; I only have to wake up each morning to know that my income is secure. And I have no mortgage or rent to worry about...' :rolleyes:

Steve
 
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