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[Allen]

When I was at school they called semolina.....bloody awful stuff.

 

[Trotter]

When I was at school they called semolina.....bloody awful stuff.

At school it was called salmonella

 

[Trotter]

This thread is going off topic nicely

 

[cronkle]

At school it was called salmonella

You got female salmon for school lunch? Wow!

 

[Trotter]

You got female salmon for school lunch? Wow!

She wasn’t a salmon silly. She was a red head who hated being called ginge

 

[cronkle]

She wasn’t a salmon silly. She was a red head who hated being called ginge

I read that as red herring. I think it made just as much sense that way. I also saw it as 'sally the salmon'. May be it's the time of day. Must finish my porridge - or is it semolina?

 

[Vanterrier]

This thread is going off topic nicely

Whats wrong with Topics? Much nicer than Snickers (Marathons)
K hmmmm...

 

[Campervanannie]

Whats wrong with Topics? Much nicer than Snickers (Marathons)
K hmmmm...

I prefer a nice bag of malteasers yum yum but I’m also partial to cold tinned Ambrosia rice pud mmmmmm

 

[mr brown]

wwe had a kid at school who choked to death after trying to eat his Snickers

 

[Vanterrier]

wwe had a kid at school who choked to death after trying to eat his Snickers

Snickers or Knickers?

 

[mr brown]

yes , that's where he went wrong

 

[Rec]

Time to get the thread back on topic.......now what is it??

 

[cronkle]

Time to get the thread back on topic.......now what is it??

Hazel nuts, toffee, chocolate and some fudgy type stuff.

 

[Pauljenny]

Hazel nuts, toffee, chocolate and some fudgy type stuff.

Analysis of a stool sample from Donald Trump ?

 

[Rec]

Analysis of a stool sample from Donald Trump ?

No...that was a brain sample!

 

[cronkle]

Analysis of a stool sample from Donald Trump ?

No...that was a brain sample!

Can't be either. Topic bars are pleasant and tasteful as well as being fit for human consumption. Be careful, you might be the subject of a transatlantic, childish Tweet!

 

[Pauljenny]

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Can't be either. Topic bars are pleasant and tasteful as well as being fit for human consumption. Be careful, you might be the subject of a transatlantic, childish Tweet!

Let the Twat twit.
I'm having nothing to do with Twitter.
The cauliflower cheese was good tonight.

 

[Trotter]

Morrison’s has Marathon bars. Still in best before date.
Sorry ignore that. Far too sensible

 

[mr brown]

Morrison’s has Marathon bars. Still in best before date.
Sorry ignore that. Far too sensible

well, it has been a long thread,and no end in sight

 

[cronkle]

Morrison’s has Marathon bars. Still in best before date.
Sorry ignore that. Far too sensible

On the continuum between the extremes of sensibleness that comment was somewhere beTwix and between.