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[SimonM]

The polling stations have been open for hours

why haven’t we seen a tweet from the Donald with his declaration of the result yet?

 

[Trotter]

On the continuum between the extremes of sensibleness that comment was somewhere beTwix and between.

And Spangles to you too

 

[Trotter]

The polling stations have been open for hours

why haven’t we seen a tweet from the Donald with his declaration of the result yet?

He’s having his afternoon nap. If you wake him, it’ll be tears before teatime

 

[Pauljenny]

The polling stations have been open for hours

why haven’t we seen a tweet from the Donald with his declaration of the result yet?

Do try to stay on topic please..
Our Moderator's job is hard enough..
Do you think we should tip him , at Xmas ?
If so...
Where ?

 

[trixie88]

Analysis of a stool sample from Donald Trump ?

stop it....i almost choked ....with laughing............................dont know how you lot think these one liners up.....lol .

 

[cronkle]

Do try to stay on topic please..
Our Moderator's job is hard enough..
Do you think we should tip him , at Xmas ?
If so...
Where ?

No, sorry, Trotter moved us on from Topic. We are now onto Donald and his star Spangles banner.

 

[Pauljenny]

No, sorry, Trotter moved us on from Topic. We are now onto Donald and his star Spangles banner.

That was then ... So much has changed since then.. Ignore Trotter, a fine chap... He's a serial topic crasher.

We think we may have a dead Geko under the sideboard.
It may have crawled there to hibernate, and died.

 

[Wully]

What has a hazel nut every bite......A squirrels shitee

 

[Jeanette]

Do try to stay on topic please..
Our Moderator's job is hard enough..
Do you think we should tip him , at Xmas ?
If so...
Where ?

Lake Eerie any good Paul..oops was the kind of tip you were thinking about!..

 

[Trotter]

That was then ... So much has changed since then.. Ignore Trotter, a fine chap... He's a serial topic crasher.

I can only concur
I’m looking for other threads to hijack. Something tells me that this could end up biting my bum.

 

[CardMaker]

Thank you cheered my day up no end

 

[Trotter]

Thank you cheered my day up no end

We aim to please , and even hit the porcelain

 

[cronkle]

I can only concur
I’m looking for other threads to hijack. Something tells me that this could end up biting my bum.

You have to split things as well. Then you can 'divide and concur'.

 

[mr brown]

You have to split things as well. Then you can 'divide and concur'.

i don't think kids should play conkers,it's very dangerous and chestnut a good idea

 

[Campervanannie]

Mmm still not back on track though I have no idea what the track is I just wanted to join in.

 

[maingate]

i don't think kids should play conkers,it's very dangerous and chestnut a good idea

Not that old Chestnut again!

 

[Tezza33]

There are enough nuts on here without chestnuts as well

 

[cronkle]

Toblerone. Contains almonds. Nuts in a Swiss way. Changing the subject by saying 'let's get back on Toblerone' doesn't sound right.

 

[Pauljenny]

Thank you cheered my day up no end

That's off topic.. But we'll let you off.

 

[Wully]

Ok keeping to the chocolate topic. Here’s my new drum kit and I get the chance to post a stupid music video again.