Fun With A Pun

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Fun With A Pun

A young man from Hertfordshire entered a local pun contest. He had a burning desire to win so he submitted ten different puns in the hope that one of his puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Please add your favourite puns to this thread.

Colin ???
 
Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up.
 
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
 
A ghost was disturbing guests at the hotel so they called for an inn spectre.

Colin ???
 
I Googled "how to start a wildfire".

I got 105,524 matches.
 
Does an overworked, underpaid and tired gardener get up in the morning looking forlorn?

Colin ???
 
Doctors are saying not to worry about the bird flu, because it's tweetable.
 
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
 
I want to make a belt out of old newspapers but am wondering if that would be thought of as a waist of paper?

Colin ???
 
Edina;n20846 said:
I hate peer pressure and you should too.
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I've been pondering that one and am struggling, Chris. Any chance of some guidance when you aren't under pressure?

Colin ???
 
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
 
Bill was considered to be a brilliant farmer. He was outstanding in his field.

Colin ???
 
The Alaskan Lottery "you've gotta be Innuit to winuit"
 
Annabel taught children to ride Shetland ponies. At the end of one particularly difficult day she was feeling a little hoarse.

Colin ???
 
Thanks for explaining the word many to me it means a lot.
 
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