Fun With A Pun

[Campervanannie]

Felt sorry for the archaeologist who’s life was in ruins.

 

[Campervanannie]

How to comfort a grammar fanatic, there their the’re.

 

[Campervanannie]

If life gives you melons your probably dyslexic.

 

[Campervanannie]

A good artist knows where to draw the line.

 

[Campervanannie]

Braille is a touchy subject.

 

[edina]

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work

 

[Deleted member 2]

I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.

 

[edina]

Jokes about PMS are NOT funny. Period.

 

[edina]

I gave all my old, dead batteries away today - free of charge

 

[teejay]

What use is a free gift?

All gifts are free!!!

 

[Full Member]

Thanks for explaining the word many to me it means a lot.

I had to read that twice, Annie!

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

If life gives you melons your probably dyslexic.

Another one I had to read twice! But I got there.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Do bakers with a sense of humour bake wry bread?

Colin ???

 

[Campervanannie]

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

 

[teejay]

Is it just me that thinks whiteboards are remarkable?

 

[Campervanannie]

My gran said her joints were weak, I told here to roll them tighter.

 

[Campervanannie]

I just can’t stand sitting

 

[Campervanannie]

Funeral Directors is a dying industry.

 

[Campervanannie]

Did the person whe invented the door knocker win a nobell prize

 

[Campervanannie]

Waking up this morning was a bit of an eye opener