teejay Guest Feb 1, 2018 #121 I used to be an insomniac dyslexic-often stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Deleted member 11 Guest Feb 1, 2018 #122 Like the overweight, alcoholic, transvestite - all he wanted to do was eat, drink, and be Mary
Tes Administator Messages 1,728 Feb 2, 2018 #125 I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.
Tes Administator Messages 1,728 Feb 2, 2018 #126 No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Tes Administator Messages 1,728 Feb 2, 2018 #127 I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Tes Administator Messages 1,728 Feb 6, 2018 #133 Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Tes Administator Messages 1,728 Feb 10, 2018 #137 Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
Lorraine Rally Organiser Messages 4,548 Feb 13, 2018 #138 [h=3]What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space[/h] You have to planet
teejay Guest Feb 13, 2018 #139 A huge hole has been found in the centre of London. Police are looking into it.
Lorraine Rally Organiser Messages 4,548 Mar 7, 2018 #140 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.