Fun With A Pun

[edina]

Annie's bored :Sleeping_Emoji:

 

[Lorraine]

I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one

 

[Asterix]

After running down a Rabbi,the police charged me for driving without Jew care and attention.

 

[teejay]

I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one

I know! I've had a pair of camo trousers for years but i'm damned if I can see them anywhere!

 

[Old Man Down]

Velcro it’s a rip off !!

 

[teejay]

Exit signs may be everywhere but they are definitely on the way out.

 

[Full Member]

Did you hear about the farmer who thought he'd get a cow?
He milked the idea for all it's worth.

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

Annie's bored :Sleeping_Emoji:

Which reminds me.

Did you hear about the carpenter who droned on and on and on and.........
He bored a hole in the floor.

Colin ???

 

[Lorraine]

I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill

 

[Lorraine]

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

 

[Campervanannie]

You’ve got to hand it to short people.

 

[Campervanannie]

Dwarves and midgets have very little in common.

 

[Campervanannie]

A will is a dead giveaway

 

[Campervanannie]

If you need an ark I Noah a guy

 

[Campervanannie]

A good laxative will give you a run for your money

 

[Full Member]

I think the antibiotics are definitely having an effect, Annie!

Colin ???

 

[Full Member]

The staff at the kitchen scale manufacturer try desperately to keep a balance between work and play.

Colin ???

 

[Deleted member 2]

I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap.

 

[Deleted member 2]

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

 

[Deleted member 2]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.