Fun With A Pun

[teejay]

I used to be an insomniac dyslexic-often stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

 

[Deleted member 11]

Like the overweight, alcoholic, transvestite - all he wanted to do was eat, drink, and be Mary

 

[teejay]

Wrapping presents properly is a nice gift to have.

 

[Tes]

Fishermen are reel men.

 

[Tes]

I'm taking part in a stair climbing competition. Guess I better step up my game.

 

[Tes]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

[Tes]

I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

 

[teejay]

The smell of powerful perfume often leaves me incensed.

 

[Asterix]

Mountain men like mountain women.

 

[teejay]

I tried to sue an airline for lost luggage but I lost my case.

 

[Tes]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

[teejay]

Yet again- Encore!

 

[Tes]

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

 

[Tes]

A life in politics is full of parties.

 

[Tes]

Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass.

 

[teejay]

On the other hand-four fingers and a thumb.

 

[Tes]

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.

 

[Lorraine]

[h=3]What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space[/h]
You have to planet

 

[teejay]

A huge hole has been found in the centre of London. Police are looking into it.

 

[Lorraine]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.