Fun With A Pun

[Full Member]

Last evening I decided to make stew with the enormous rabbit I'd bought at the market.
Unfortunately I'd been duped because once I got it prepared for the pot it was tiny.
It had actually been all hare.

Colin ???

 

[Lorraine]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now

 

[teejay]

All my brothers were right handed. I'm the only one left now.

 

[Asterix]

I've got a phobia of escalators, they're always up to something.

 

[Campervanannie]

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I just don’t seem to give a shit

 

[Campervanannie]

Teaching maths to midgets can make little things count

 

[Campervanannie]

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it will still be stationary

 

[Tes]

I used to wonder why Frisbees looked bigger the closer it came... Then it hit me!

 

[Tes]

What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come!

 

[Tes]

What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor?

 

[Tes]

What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

 

[Tes]

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

 

[Tes]

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

 

[Full Member]

You lot are too good for hanging.
You should be drawn and quoted.

Colin ???

 

[nicholsong]

I've got a phobia of escalators, they're always up to something.

I have a down on escalators just to put it on the level.

 

[Tes]

I tried to escape from the Apple store, but I couldn't because there were no Windows.

 

[Tes]

Why did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

 

[Tes]

Someone stole my toilet, the police have nothing to go on.

 

[Tes]

I hate insects puns, they really bug me.

 

[Asterix]

I was watching the sun rise this morning,but something didn't seem quite right...then it dawned on me.