Fun With A Pun

Tennis players will never find happiness love means nothing to them
 
To the guys who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
 
A man choking on sugar, seams like a sweet way to die
 
People who use unberellas always seem to be under the weather
 
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
 
Jura Cell woke feeling a lot more positive and definitely in a mood to show Eva Ready that she's in charge.

Colin ???
 
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.
 
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open"
 
Asked my butcher for a top shelf T Bone last week and he declined me. When I asked why he said the stakes were too high.
 
Tes;n22797 said:
My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.
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No, no, no Tes.

Friend.

Nappy.

And not just in the Sunny South.

Colin ???
 
My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.
 
As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into a glass. Just wanted to make that clear.
 
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