She fell in love...

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with gay Butcher.
Attracted by his mince.

 

[marchie]

She was a failed cruciverbalist and fell in love with another failed cruciverbalist.15 years later and never a cross word

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a goat because she wanted lots of kids

Steve

 

[marchie]

She didn't fall in love with the first Dairy Farmer she met; there had been udders

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with an electrician when her resistance was low and they set up ohm together

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

Gasp...!!
My head's spinning !
She's a busy lass.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with the owner of a Gelateria. Her pleasure was licking the nuts off a large Neapolitan ...

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with a nudist gardener..
She was impressed with his dibber.
And the way he pricked out her seedlings

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a nudist gardener..
She was impressed with his dibber.
And the way he pricked out her seedlings

Not to mention the artistic trimming of her Bush ... Mahonia Japonica if I remember correctly

Steve

 

[Martin P]

She fell in love with life.
But it killed her in the end

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Credit Card Salesman who reneged on his promise to secure her a residence permit. A sad finale; she got no Visa and he got no Access ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a speciality butcher who offered her some of his handmade sausage, although she much preferred his Tongue in Cider

Steve

 

[Martin P]

She fell in love with a hedge fund manager.
he borrowed her off a mate, sold her into slavery then bought her back for a song when she was knackered then handed her back to his mate saying he never fancied her anyway

 

[Minisorella]

Gasp...!!
My head's spinning !
She's a busy lass.

So fickle too... the hussy!

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with the Prime Minister.


Then look what happened !!

 

[Pauljenny]

I was talking about
Edwina Currie, of course.

 

[marchie]

I was talking about
Edwina Currie, of course.

Ah, Edwina; she of the left ova ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Pole Vaulter; but was disappointed to learn that his real name was Wojcek ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a failed candidate for the Mayorship of Tokyo, and promised to help him his election next year ...

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with Donald J Fart..
No, Don't laugh...
She really and truly did...
Honest !