She fell in love...

[ken sowerby]

Love is a many splendid thing
it makes a man a fool
it takes away his appetite
and wears away his tool

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with Michael Gove...
And she expects us to take her seriously..?

 

[Pudsey Bear]

She fell in love with a welder.

He said she had acetylene boobs.

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with a Hermes Driver.
Until he left her in Next Door's dustbin

 

[Scotia]

She fell in love with a taxidermist but all he wanted to do was stuff her.

 

[Lee]

She fell in love with a saucepan, she was panasexual.

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with Lee.
No wonder she's got a stiff neck.

But... Things are looking up

 

[Fred Chase]

She fell in love with a morse telegraphist .........and "did it".

 

[Martin P]

She fell in love with a medium,
But she preferred a large

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Petrol Pump Attendant; and was enchanted by the smell of Benzole

Steve

 

[Pudsey Bear]

She fell in love with a snake oil salesman but it wasn't real.

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with Prince Andrew.....

Or Andrew, as he's now called.

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a Myth, but didn't find out until the ceremony that her belle had a lisp, but they're still together ...

Steve

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with a kind hearted Baker who had enough dough to be able to sell what he really kneads himself ...

Steve

 

[jagmanx]

She fell in love with Boris
As she liked to party !

 

[jagmanx]

He fell in love with Liz Truss
As she gave him a lot of support

 

[marchie]

She fell in love with tarmac contractor because she liked her asphalt ...

 

[marchie]

As she grew older, she fell in love with an elderly, impoverished Vintner. It was easier to cope with a man who had only a Semillion

Steve

 

[Pauljenny]

She fell in love with a motorhomer
..
The last she heard from him was a short text to inform her he had engine trouble.....
He must have used Alexa to send a quick message.....
It just said.." Piston broke "

 

[Martin P]

She fell in love with an explosives expert.
He blew her mind